I sang ‘Hanukkow’ to Alisa to get her opinion. She pointed out that cows only had four nipples. “Rats,” I thought. “Cow biology messes up the song.” But, no, she just gave me the punchline! Thanks sweetie.
Happy Hanukkah from Team Little Green Dog!
Toullie and Sister are dancing and singing:
Spinning, spinning like a dreidel
‘tato latkes, made o’ ‘tato
Lights a candle on an udder
Every night she lights anudder.
Sergeant: Cows have only four nipples you know.
Toullie and Sister stick their tongues out at Sergeant.
Toullie: Hanukkow has eight.
Happy Howl-oween everybody. We’re actually a day late in posting this but it’s Dia De Los Muertos, so it still counts. Okay, maybe not but we still hope you enjoy this episode.
Originally published in July 2012.
SFX: Wheeee. Bam!
Toullie: Wee wee bang bang! Wee wee bang bang!
Sergeant: No wee wee bang bang. No wee wee bang bang.
Narrator: Happy birthday America!
Originally published in February 2009
Toullie: In observance of Bwack Histowy Month, we’re pwaying dwess-up. I’m Hawwiet Tubman. After escaping fwom captivity, I wescued over 70 swaves duwing the U.S. Civil War using a secwet network called the Undergwound Wailwoad.
Sergeant: I’m Jackie Robinson. In 1947, I became the first African American Major League baseball player, ending eighty years of baseball segragation. And Sister is…
Toullie: I don’t think she gets it.