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Episode 77 – ‘Time And Tide’

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Thank goodness potty jokes never go out of style or I would have nothing to write about.

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Transcript

Panel 1

Sister: I need to pee!

Panel 4

Sister: Too late.

Episode 53 – ‘Inspiration’

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Originally published in April 2011.


Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: Bowedom inspires cweativity.

Panel 3

Sergeant: Excuse me…

Panel 4

Sergeant: I have to create something now…

Episode 44 – ‘Deep’

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Originally published in May 2010.


Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: Infinity is bigguh than anything you can imagine!

Panel 2

Toullie: No imagine this: There are infinities bigguh than infinity!

Panel 4

Sergeant: You’ve been watching PBS, haven’t you?

Episode 9 – ‘Labels, Part 2’

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Originally published in Aug 2008.


Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: Why can’t I be the handsome one?

Panel 2

Sergeant: Girls aren’t ‘handsome’ Toullie. Girls are ‘cute’.

Panel 4

Toullie: I’m not a girl!

Episode 8 – ‘Labels’

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Originally published in July 2008.


Transcript

Panel 1

Sergeant: He’s the cute one.

Toullie: He’s the handsome one.

Panel 2

Toullie: Or maybe I’m the handsome one?

Panel 3

Sergeant: No, you’re not.

Episode 7 – ‘Relativity’

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Originally published in July 2008.


Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: Guess what Sergeant. I’m your big widdle bwudder, and you’re my widdle big bwudder.

Panel 2

Sergeant: Yup.

Panel 3

Toullie: That makes sister our big widdle sister.

Sergeant: Uh, okay.

Panel 4

Toullie: And that makes you her widdle widdle big bwudder and I’m her widdle big big bwu…

Sergeant: Stop it!