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Episode 84 – ‘A Day At the Beach’

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It’s an unusually cold, wet and rainy day here in Los Angeles. Seems like a good time for a beach cartoon.

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Transcript

Panel 3

Sergeant: I hate volleyball.

Toullie and Sister: Hee, hee, hee…

Episode 79 – ‘Drought’

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We’re now halfway through our fifth year of drought here in southern California. Many of our neighbors have switched to water-wise desert gardens or otherwise let their lawns die out completely. We stopped watering our lawn a couple of years ago but our grass is hanging in there. Sort of.

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Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: Cawifornia is facing a water cwisis, so wemember…

If it’s yewwow, wet it mewwow,
And if it’s bwown, fwush it down.

Panel 2

Sergeant: In other words…

If it’s pee, let it be,
If it’s poo, down the loo.

Panel 3

Sister: No bath! Yay cwisis!

Episode 78 – ‘Manners’

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Lillian Gish once said: “You can get through life with bad manners, but it’s easier with good manners.” It’s true and you don’t even need to be sincere about it.

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Transcript

Panel 1

Sergeant: Stop!

Panel 2

Sergeant: This is a toilet! You don’t play in it!

Panel 3

Toullie: If it’s called a ‘toy-wet’, why shouldn’t she pway in it?

Sergeant: Because we drink from it, silly.

Episode 77 – ‘Time And Tide’

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Thank goodness potty jokes never go out of style or I would have nothing to write about.

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Transcript

Panel 1

Sister: I need to pee!

Panel 4

Sister: Too late.

Episode 61 – ‘I Wite The Songs’

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Originally published in May 2013.


Transcript

Panel 1

Sergeant: We need a new song.

Toullie: How about this one?

Panel 2

Toullie:
We’re two butts passing gas in the ni-i-i-i-ight,
We both smell and we say it’s alwi-i-i-i-ight,

Panel 3

Toullie:
We’re big weears…

Panel 4

Toullie: Not a Bawwy Maniwowe fan, huh?

Episode 53 – ‘Inspiration’

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Originally published in April 2011.


Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: Bowedom inspires cweativity.

Panel 3

Sergeant: Excuse me…

Panel 4

Sergeant: I have to create something now…

Episode 51 – ‘Confession’

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Originally published in February 2011.


Transcript

Panel 1

Sister: Sometime I faht.

Sergeant: We all do.

Panel 2

Sergeant: Except Toullie. It wouldn’t be ladylike.

Panel 3

Toullie: For the wast time, I’m not a girl!

Episode 39 – ‘Call Of Doodie’

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Originally published in February 2010.

Transcript

Panel 1

SFX: Scratch, scratch, scratch.

Panel 3

SFX: Scratch, scratch, scratch.

Panel 4

Sergeant: Your character sure poops a lot, doesn’t he?

Toullie: That’s why they call it a sandbox game.

Episode 30 – ‘Telemarketing’

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Originally published in August 2009.


Transcript

Panel 1

SFX: Ring!

Panel 2

Caller: Hello! may I speak to Mrs Toullie?

Toullie: I’m not a girl!

Panel 3

Caller: Congratulations, Mrs. Toullie! You’ve won an exclusive opportunity to buy our very special offer!

Panel 4

Caller: Mrs. Toullie?

Sister: I make poo poo.

Episode 25 – ‘Process Of Elimination’

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Originally published in February 2009


Transcript

Panel 1

Sergeant: Did you fart?

Toullie: No.

Panel 2

Toullie: Did you?

Sergeant: No.

Panel 3

Sister: Faht!