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Episode 80 – ‘Diagnosis’

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This is why one must know his onions.

Actually,  I only just heard this phrase for the first time recently. It’s good advice if you have cats.


Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: Sergent, did you know that if you eat an onion, you’re pee smells like an onion?

Panel 2

Sergeant: Toullie! Onions are poisonous to cats!

Panel 3

Toullie: 911? My sister ate an onion!

Episode 79 – ‘Drought’

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We’re now halfway through our fifth year of drought here in southern California. Many of our neighbors have switched to water-wise desert gardens or otherwise let their lawns die out completely. We stopped watering our lawn a couple of years ago but our grass is hanging in there. Sort of.

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Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: Cawifornia is facing a water cwisis, so wemember…

If it’s yewwow, wet it mewwow,
And if it’s bwown, fwush it down.

Panel 2

Sergeant: In other words…

If it’s pee, let it be,
If it’s poo, down the loo.

Panel 3

Sister: No bath! Yay cwisis!

Episode 69 – ‘Botany’

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Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: That’s called a pine twee and those bwown things on the gwound are called pineapples.

Panel 2

Sergeant: Those are called pinecones.

Toullie: Then what’s a pineapple?

Panel 3

Sergeant: They’re fruit…that…um…

Panel 4

Sergeant: …that grow on pine trees in Hawaii

Toullie: Oh!

Episode 57 – ‘Opinions’

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Originally published in July 2012.

Transcript

Panel 1

V.O.: Do you like 3D movies?

Sergeant: No. My life is not so uninteresting that I want stuff expoloding in my face every two minutes.

Panel 2

V.O.: Do you recycle?

Toullie: It would be wasteful to wide a bicycle only once.

Panel 3

V.O.: How do you feel about the presidential candidates?

Sister: Pwesents and candy, yay!

Episode 45 – ‘Rorschach’

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Originally published in May 2010.


Transcript

Panel 1

SFX: Hack! Hack! Hack!

Panel 3

Toullie: Look, Sergeant. I made a bunny.

Episode 44 – ‘Deep’

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Originally published in May 2010.


Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: Infinity is bigguh than anything you can imagine!

Panel 2

Toullie: No imagine this: There are infinities bigguh than infinity!

Panel 4

Sergeant: You’ve been watching PBS, haven’t you?

Episode 36 – ‘Star’

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D.R. Greenlaw

Fatherhood is filled with moments like this one.

Originally published in October 2009.


Transcript

Panel 1

Sister: Dis?

Sergeant: It’s a star.

Panel 2

Sister: No. Planet.

Episode 35 – ‘Drive-in-Movie’

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D.R. Greenlaw

Yup, you should wear 3D glasses whe reading this strip, the red and blue kind.

Originally presented as a slideshow at Gothtober 2009.


Transcript

Panel 2

Sister: RAAWR!

Panel 3

Sister: RAAWR!

Panel 4

Toullie: Wow! This 3D is weawwy good!

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