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Episode 82 – ‘Halloween’

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Happy Howl-oween everybody. We’re actually a day late in posting this but it’s Dia De Los Muertos, so it still counts. Okay, maybe not but we still hope you enjoy this episode.
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Episode 69 – ‘Botany’

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Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: That’s called a pine twee and those bwown things on the gwound are called pineapples.

Panel 2

Sergeant: Those are called pinecones.

Toullie: Then what’s a pineapple?

Panel 3

Sergeant: They’re fruit…that…um…

Panel 4

Sergeant: …that grow on pine trees in Hawaii

Toullie: Oh!

Episode 65 – ‘Lullaby’

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Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie:

Wuvin’ you is easy cause you’re beautiful,
Do do do do do doooo…

Panel 2

Toullie: MEEOOOOOW!

Panel 3

Sister: All done! No more singing!

Episode 43 – ‘Shelley’

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Originally published in April 2010.


Transcript

Panel 1

Sister: Moon!

Sergeant: That’s right.

Panel 2

Sergeant:

And like a dying lady, lean and pale,
Who totters forth, wrapp’d in a gauzy veil,
Out of her chamber, led by the insane
And feeble wanderings of her fading brain,
The moon arose up in the murky East,
A white and shapeless mass.

Panel 3

Sister: Funny.

Episode 36 – ‘Star’

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Fatherhood is filled with moments like this one.

Originally published in October 2009.


Transcript

Panel 1

Sister: Dis?

Sergeant: It’s a star.

Panel 2

Sister: No. Planet.

Episode 28 – ‘Moon’

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Originally published in July 2009.


Transcript

Panel 1

Sister: Dis?

Sergeant: Moon.

Panel 2

Sister: Boon!

Sergeant: Moon. Mmm-moon.

Panel 3

Sister: Mmm–

Panel 4

Sister: Boon.