By Greenlaw
Originally published in November 2009.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sergeant and Toullie:
…Happy Birthday dear Sister,
Happy Birthday to you!
Panel 3
Sergeant: Well now, this can’t be good.
Originally published in August 2009.
Originally published in August 2009
Transcript
Panel 3
Sister: EEEEEE!
Panel 4
Sergeant: Sister is really scared of moths.
Toullie: More for me then.
Originally published in June 2009.
Transcript
Panel 1
SFX: Crunch! Crunch! Crunch!
Panel 2
SFX: Hack! Hack! Hack!
Panel 3
SFX: Munch! Munch! Munch!
Panel 4
SFX: Hack! Hack! Hack!
Originally published in October 2008
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie: What’s this?
Sergeant It’s sushi!
Panel 2
Toullie: I want the fish!
Sergeant: I want the yummy paper!
Panel 3
Sergeant: Sister can have the rice,
Originally published in September 2008.
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie: Stwing!
Panel 3
Toullie: Ew.
Originally published in September 2008.
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Panel 1
Toullie: Hi, widdle bug. You’re so cute. Would you wike to be my fwend?
Panel 2
Sergeant: A bug! Kill it!
Panel 3
Sergeant: Here Toullie, you eat it.
Panel 4
Toullie: Mmm. Cwunchy.
Originally published in July 2008.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sergeant: What are you eating?
Panel 2
Toullie: Boney toe fwakes. Want some?
Panel 3
Sergeant: Ew! Good god, Toullie! That’s disgusting!
Panel 4
Toullie: Fine. More for me then.
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie (Singing):
I’ve seen cheese of gween,
Yewwow and bwue,
Panel 2
Toullie (Singing):
And then there’s a cheese
that smells just like poo,
Panel 3
Toullie (Singing):
And I think to myself,
what a wonderful world.
Panel 4
Sergeant: Too bad you’re lactose intolerant.