Originally published in July 2012.
V.O.: Do you like 3D movies?
Sergeant: No. My life is not so uninteresting that I want stuff expoloding in my face every two minutes.
V.O.: Do you recycle?
Toullie: It would be wasteful to wide a bicycle only once.
V.O.: How do you feel about the presidential candidates?
Sister: Pwesents and candy, yay!