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Episode 79 – ‘Drought’

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We’re now halfway through our fifth year of drought here in southern California. Many of our neighbors have switched to water-wise desert gardens or otherwise let their lawns die out completely. We stopped watering our lawn a couple of years ago but our grass is hanging in there. Sort of.

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Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: Cawifornia is facing a water cwisis, so wemember…

If it’s yewwow, wet it mewwow,
And if it’s bwown, fwush it down.

Panel 2

Sergeant: In other words…

If it’s pee, let it be,
If it’s poo, down the loo.

Panel 3

Sister: No bath! Yay cwisis!

Episode 57 – ‘Opinions’

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Originally published in July 2012.

Transcript

Panel 1

V.O.: Do you like 3D movies?

Sergeant: No. My life is not so uninteresting that I want stuff expoloding in my face every two minutes.

Panel 2

V.O.: Do you recycle?

Toullie: It would be wasteful to wide a bicycle only once.

Panel 3

V.O.: How do you feel about the presidential candidates?

Sister: Pwesents and candy, yay!

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