Episode 87 – ‘20 Seconds’
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Posts authored by D.R. Greenlaw
Greenlaw likes to make comics, animated shorts, and funny voices.
Episode 86 – ‘Context’
Hi. We’re back!
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie wakes up, startled.
Toullie: Gasp!
Panel 2
Toullie (thinking): Did I really hear the ‘F’ word?
Panel 3
Toullie (thinking): Yup.
Episode 85 – ‘Hanukkow’
I sang ‘Hanukkow’ to Alisa to get her opinion. She pointed out that cows only had four nipples. “Rats,” I thought. “Cow biology messes up the song.” But, no, she just gave me the punchline! Thanks sweetie.
Happy Hanukkah from Team Little Green Dog!
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie and Sister are dancing and singing:
Hanukkow, Hanukkow
Spinning, spinning like a dreidel
Hanukkow, Hanukkow
‘tato latkes, made o’ ‘tato
Panel 2
Hanukkow, Hanukkow
Lights a candle on an udder
Hanukkow, Hankkow
Every night she lights anudder.
Panel 3
Sergeant: Cows have only four nipples you know.
Toullie and Sister stick their tongues out at Sergeant.
Toullie: Hanukkow has eight.
Episode 84 – ‘A Day At the Beach’
It’s an unusually cold, wet and rainy day here in Los Angeles. Seems like a good time for a beach cartoon.
Transcript
Panel 3
Sergeant: I hate volleyball.
Toullie and Sister: Hee, hee, hee…
Episode 83 – ‘Patience’
Today is the day after Election Day, 2016. My 10 year old daughter cried herself to sleep last night and woke up crying this morning. I drew this cartoon to help cheer her up.
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie: Hih-wa-wee.
Sister: Hiwee.
Panel 2
Toullie: Hiiiiih…waaaa…weeee.
Sister: Hiwee!
Panel 3
Sergeant: Oh, for crying out loud, it’s ‘Hillary!’
Toullie: It’s okay, we can twy again.
Episode 82 – ‘Halloween’
Happy Howl-oween everybody. We’re actually a day late in posting this but it’s Dia De Los Muertos, so it still counts. Okay, maybe not but we still hope you enjoy this episode.
Episode 81 – ‘Hunger’
This is going to be my last Brudders comic for a while. The strip is going on hiatus so I can catch up on other Little Green Dog projects and to spend more time with Sergeant. Don’t worry–Brudders will be back before you know it.
Rough pencil sketch.
Cleanup.
Transcript
Panel 2
Sergeant: Hey!
Panel 3
Sister: Hisss!
Episode 80 – ‘Diagnosis’
This is why one must know his onions.
Actually, I only just heard this phrase for the first time recently. It’s good advice if you have cats.
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie: Sergent, did you know that if you eat an onion, you’re pee smells like an onion?
Panel 2
Sergeant: Toullie! Onions are poisonous to cats!
Panel 3
Toullie: 911? My sister ate an onion!
Episode 79 – ‘Drought’
We’re now halfway through our fifth year of drought here in southern California. Many of our neighbors have switched to water-wise desert gardens or otherwise let their lawns die out completely. We stopped watering our lawn a couple of years ago but our grass is hanging in there. Sort of.
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie: Cawifornia is facing a water cwisis, so wemember…
If it’s yewwow, wet it mewwow,
And if it’s bwown, fwush it down.
Panel 2
Sergeant: In other words…
If it’s pee, let it be,
If it’s poo, down the loo.
Panel 3
Sister: No bath! Yay cwisis!
Episode 78 – ‘Manners’
Lillian Gish once said: “You can get through life with bad manners, but it’s easier with good manners.” It’s true and you don’t even need to be sincere about it.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sergeant: Stop!
Panel 2
Sergeant: This is a toilet! You don’t play in it!
Panel 3
Toullie: If it’s called a ‘toy-wet’, why shouldn’t she pway in it?
Sergeant: Because we drink from it, silly.