Episode 67 – ‘Morning’
Transcript
Panel 2
Sister: RAWR!
Panel 3
Sergeant: What’s up with her?
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Episode 66 – ‘Insomnia’
Transcript
Panel 1
Sergeant: Sigh!
Panel 4
Sergeant: Did you know that cats are nocturnal?
Episode 65 – ‘Lullaby’
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie:
Wuvin’ you is easy cause you’re beautiful,
Do do do do do doooo…
Panel 2
Toullie: MEEOOOOOW!
Panel 3
Sister: All done! No more singing!
Episode 64 – ‘Playtime’
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie: Sergeant, wet’s pway a game.
Panel 2
Sergeant: Okay, how about lazy tag? I’ll be it.
Toullie and Sister: Yay! Lazy tag!
Panel 3
Toullie: How do we pway?
Sergeant: Sister, would you please tag Toullie for me?
Episode 63 – ‘Fortune’
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie: A penny!
Panel 2
Toullie:
Find a penny, pick it up,
and all the day you’ll have good luck.
Panel 3
Toullie: It’s twue. Today I found a penny!
Episode 62 – ‘Evolution’
Episode 61 – ‘I Wite The Songs’
Originally published in May 2013.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sergeant: We need a new song.
Toullie: How about this one?
Panel 2
Toullie:
We’re two butts passing gas in the ni-i-i-i-ight,
We both smell and we say it’s alwi-i-i-i-ight,
Panel 3
Toullie:
We’re big weears…
Panel 4
Toullie: Not a Bawwy Maniwowe fan, huh?
Episode 60 – ‘Bagel’
Originally published in August 2012.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sister: Bagel?
Sergeant: That’s not a bagel. It’s a biscuit.
Panel 2
SFX: Suck suck
Panel 3
SFX: Squish
Panel 4
Sister: Bagel!
Episode 59 – ‘Hiragana’
Originally published in August 2012.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sergeant: Toullie is learning to read Japanese.
Toullie (in Japanese): Arigatou.
Panel 2
Toullie: A – ri – ga – to.
Panel 3
Toullie: Oh, I know that word.
Panel 4
Toullie: ‘Gato’ means cat.
Episode 58 – ‘Independence Day’
Originally published in July 2012.
Transcript
Panel 1
SFX: Wheeee. Bam!
Panel 2
Toullie: Wee wee bang bang! Wee wee bang bang!
Panel 3
Sergeant: No wee wee bang bang. No wee wee bang bang.
Panel 4
Sister: Waaah!
Narrator: Happy birthday America!