By Greenlaw
Originally published in July 2012.
Transcript
Panel 1
V.O.: Do you like 3D movies?
Sergeant: No. My life is not so uninteresting that I want stuff expoloding in my face every two minutes.
Panel 2
V.O.: Do you recycle?
Toullie: It would be wasteful to wide a bicycle only once.
Panel 3
V.O.: How do you feel about the presidential candidates?
Sister: Pwesents and candy, yay!
Originally published in January 2012.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sergeant: What is that?
Panel 2
Toullie: A fwozen hotdog.
Panel 3
Toullie: It’s wike eating a meatsicle.
Originally published in January 2012.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sister: Cwown.
Sergeant: That’s a clown?
Panel 2
Sister: Cwown!
Sergeant: Oh, yes, pretty crown.
Panel 3
Sister: No! Cwown!
Toullie: You’re sitting on her cwowns.
Originally published in June 2011.
Transcript
Panel 1
V.O.: All wings report in!
Sergeant: Red seven standing by.
Panel 2
Toullie: Wed Tou standing by.
Panel 3
Sister: …zzz…
Panel 4
Toullie: Well, it is past her bedtime.
Originally published in April 2011.
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie: Bowedom inspires cweativity.
Panel 3
Sergeant: Excuse me…
Panel 4
Sergeant: I have to create something now…
Originally published in March 2011.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sister: Sergent, you boy.
Panel 2
Sister: Toowee, you gurl.
Panel 3
Sergeant: It doesn’t matter, you know. We’re not changing the name of the comic strip.
Originally published in February 2011.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sister: Sometime I faht.
Sergeant: We all do.
Panel 2
Sergeant: Except Toullie. It wouldn’t be ladylike.
Panel 3
Toullie: For the wast time, I’m not a girl!
Originally published in November 2010.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sergeant: Well! Here comes ol’ Sister!
Panel 2
Sergeant: Good ol’ Sister…yes, sir!
Panel 3
Sergeant: Good ol’ Sister…
Panel 4
Sergeant: How I hate plagiarism.
Originally published in August 2010.
Transcript
Panel 3
Toullie: Don’t ask. Just don’t ask.
Originally published in August 2010.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sergeant:
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!
’tis rotuuuuund Toullie!
Panel 2
Toullie:
And I shall sing a song for thee-ee,
And Ser Gent will impart a tale or thwee
Panel 3
Sergeant and Toullie:
Meow! Meow! Meow!
Gonna have a good time!Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!
Sister: All done! Off head! OFF HEAD!