By Greenlaw
The somewhat feral sister of Sergeant and Toullie.
Originally published in February 2011. Transcript Panel 1 Sister: Sometime I faht. Sergeant: We all do. Panel 2 Sergeant: Except Toullie. It wouldn’t be ladylike. Panel 3 Toullie: For the wast time, I’m not a girl!
Originally published in June 2011. Transcript Panel 1 V.O.: All wings report in! Sergeant: Red seven standing by. Panel 2 Toullie: Wed Tou standing by. Panel 3 Sister: …zzz… Panel 4 Toullie: Well, it is past her bedtime.
Originally published in January 2012. Transcript Panel 1 Sister: Cwown. Sergeant: That’s a clown? Panel 2 Sister: Cwown! Sergeant: Oh, yes, pretty crown. Panel 3 Sister: No! Cwown! Toullie: You’re sitting on her cwowns.
Originally published in July 2012. Transcript Panel 1 V.O.: Do you like 3D movies? Sergeant: No. My life is not so uninteresting that I want stuff expoloding in my face every two minutes. Panel 2 V.O.: Do you recycle? Toullie: It would be wasteful to wide a bicycle only once. Panel 3 V.O.: How do you… Continue reading Episode 57 – ‘Opinions’
Originally published in July 2012. Transcript Panel 1 SFX: Wheeee. Bam! Panel 2 Toullie: Wee wee bang bang! Wee wee bang bang! Panel 3 Sergeant: No wee wee bang bang. No wee wee bang bang. Panel 4 Sister: Waaah! Narrator: Happy birthday America!
Originally published in August 2012. Transcript Panel 1 Sergeant: Toullie is learning to read Japanese. Toullie (in Japanese): Arigatou. Panel 2 Toullie: A – ri – ga – to. Panel 3 Toullie: Oh, I know that word. Panel 4 Toullie: ‘Gato’ means cat.
Originally published in August 2012. Transcript Panel 1 Sister: Bagel? Sergeant: That’s not a bagel. It’s a biscuit. Panel 2 SFX: Suck suck Panel 3 SFX: Squish Panel 4 Sister: Bagel!
Transcript Panel 1 Toullie: Sergeant, wet’s pway a game. Panel 2 Sergeant: Okay, how about lazy tag? I’ll be it. Toullie and Sister: Yay! Lazy tag! Panel 3 Toullie: How do we pway? Sergeant: Sister, would you please tag Toullie for me?
Transcript Panel 1 Toullie: Wuvin’ you is easy cause you’re beautiful, Do do do do do doooo… Panel 2 Toullie: MEEOOOOOW! Panel 3 Sister: All done! No more singing!
Transcript Panel 1 Sergeant: Sigh! Panel 4 Sergeant: Did you know that cats are nocturnal?