By Greenlaw
This is why one must know his onions.
Actually, I only just heard this phrase for the first time recently. It’s good advice if you have cats.
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie: Sergent, did you know that if you eat an onion, you’re pee smells like an onion?
Panel 2
Sergeant: Toullie! Onions are poisonous to cats!
Panel 3
Toullie: 911? My sister ate an onion!
We’re now halfway through our fifth year of drought here in southern California. Many of our neighbors have switched to water-wise desert gardens or otherwise let their lawns die out completely. We stopped watering our lawn a couple of years ago but our grass is hanging in there. Sort of.
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie: Cawifornia is facing a water cwisis, so wemember…
If it’s yewwow, wet it mewwow,
And if it’s bwown, fwush it down.
Panel 2
Sergeant: In other words…
If it’s pee, let it be,
If it’s poo, down the loo.
Panel 3
Sister: No bath! Yay cwisis!
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie: That’s called a pine twee and those bwown things on the gwound are called pineapples.
Panel 2
Sergeant: Those are called pinecones.
Toullie: Then what’s a pineapple?
Panel 3
Sergeant: They’re fruit…that…um…
Panel 4
Sergeant: …that grow on pine trees in Hawaii
Toullie: Oh!
Transcript
Panel 1
Sergeant: Sigh!
Panel 4
Sergeant: Did you know that cats are nocturnal?
Originally published in July 2012.
Transcript
Panel 1
V.O.: Do you like 3D movies?
Sergeant: No. My life is not so uninteresting that I want stuff expoloding in my face every two minutes.
Panel 2
V.O.: Do you recycle?
Toullie: It would be wasteful to wide a bicycle only once.
Panel 3
V.O.: How do you feel about the presidential candidates?
Sister: Pwesents and candy, yay!
Originally published in May 2010.
Transcript
Panel 1
SFX: Hack! Hack! Hack!
Panel 3
Toullie: Look, Sergeant. I made a bunny.
Originally published in May 2010.
Transcript
Panel 1
Toullie: Infinity is bigguh than anything you can imagine!
Panel 2
Toullie: No imagine this: There are infinities bigguh than infinity!
Panel 4
Sergeant: You’ve been watching PBS, haven’t you?
Fatherhood is filled with moments like this one.
Originally published in October 2009.
Transcript
Panel 1
Sister: Dis?
Sergeant: It’s a star.
Panel 2
Sister: No. Planet.
Yup, you should wear 3D glasses whe reading this strip, the red and blue kind.
Originally presented as a slideshow at Gothtober 2009.
Transcript
Panel 2
Sister: RAAWR!
Panel 3
Sister: RAAWR!
Panel 4
Toullie: Wow! This 3D is weawwy good!