By Greenlaw
The first 100 webcomics…eventually.
Originally published in February 2011. Transcript Panel 1 Sister: Sometime I faht. Sergeant: We all do. Panel 2 Sergeant: Except Toullie. It wouldn’t be ladylike. Panel 3 Toullie: For the wast time, I’m not a girl!
Originally published in March 2011. Transcript Panel 1 Sister: Sergent, you boy. Panel 2 Sister: Toowee, you gurl. Panel 3 Sergeant: It doesn’t matter, you know. We’re not changing the name of the comic strip.
Originally published in April 2011. Transcript Panel 1 Toullie: Bowedom inspires cweativity. Panel 3 Sergeant: Excuse me… Panel 4 Sergeant: I have to create something now…
Originally published in June 2011. Transcript Panel 1 V.O.: All wings report in! Sergeant: Red seven standing by. Panel 2 Toullie: Wed Tou standing by. Panel 3 Sister: …zzz… Panel 4 Toullie: Well, it is past her bedtime.
Originally published in January 2012. Transcript Panel 1 Sister: Cwown. Sergeant: That’s a clown? Panel 2 Sister: Cwown! Sergeant: Oh, yes, pretty crown. Panel 3 Sister: No! Cwown! Toullie: You’re sitting on her cwowns.
Originally published in January 2012. Transcript Panel 1 Sergeant: What is that? Panel 2 Toullie: A fwozen hotdog. Panel 3 Toullie: It’s wike eating a meatsicle.
Originally published in July 2012. Transcript Panel 1 V.O.: Do you like 3D movies? Sergeant: No. My life is not so uninteresting that I want stuff expoloding in my face every two minutes. Panel 2 V.O.: Do you recycle? Toullie: It would be wasteful to wide a bicycle only once. Panel 3 V.O.: How do you… Continue reading Episode 57 – ‘Opinions’
Originally published in July 2012. Transcript Panel 1 SFX: Wheeee. Bam! Panel 2 Toullie: Wee wee bang bang! Wee wee bang bang! Panel 3 Sergeant: No wee wee bang bang. No wee wee bang bang. Panel 4 Sister: Waaah! Narrator: Happy birthday America!
Originally published in August 2012. Transcript Panel 1 Sergeant: Toullie is learning to read Japanese. Toullie (in Japanese): Arigatou. Panel 2 Toullie: A – ri – ga – to. Panel 3 Toullie: Oh, I know that word. Panel 4 Toullie: ‘Gato’ means cat.
Originally published in August 2012. Transcript Panel 1 Sister: Bagel? Sergeant: That’s not a bagel. It’s a biscuit. Panel 2 SFX: Suck suck Panel 3 SFX: Squish Panel 4 Sister: Bagel!