Narrator: The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea in a beautiful pea-gween boat…
Sergeant: What are you supposed to be? And why am I wearing a dress?
Toullie: I’m the Owl and you’re the Pussycat.
Narrator: They sailed away, and were mawwied next day by the Turkey who wivs on the hill.
Sister: Sergeant, kiss Toowee now!
Sergeant: This is not okay! We’re brothers!