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Episode 85 – ‘Hanukkow’

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I sang ‘Hanukkow’ to Alisa to get her opinion. She pointed out that cows only had four nipples. “Rats,” I thought. “Cow biology messes up the song.” But, no, she just gave me the punchline! Thanks sweetie.

Happy Hanukkah from Team Little Green Dog!


Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie and Sister are dancing and singing:

Hanukkow, Hanukkow
Spinning, spinning like a dreidel
Hanukkow, Hanukkow
‘tato latkes, made o’ ‘tato

Panel 2

Hanukkow, Hanukkow
Lights a candle on an udder
Hanukkow, Hankkow
Every night she lights anudder.

Panel 3

Sergeant: Cows have only four nipples you know.

Toullie and Sister stick their tongues out at Sergeant.

Toullie: Hanukkow has eight.

Episode 82 – ‘Halloween’

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Happy Howl-oween everybody. We’re actually a day late in posting this but it’s Dia De Los Muertos, so it still counts. Okay, maybe not but we still hope you enjoy this episode.
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Episode 58 – ‘Independence Day’

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058p Independence Day

Originally published in July 2012.


Transcript

Panel 1

SFX: Wheeee. Bam!

Panel 2

Toullie: Wee wee bang bang! Wee wee bang bang!

Panel 3

Sergeant: No wee wee bang bang. No wee wee bang bang.

Panel 4

Sister: Waaah!

Narrator: Happy birthday America!

Episode 24 – ‘Black History Month’

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Originally published in February 2009


Transcript

Panel 1

Toullie: In observance of Bwack Histowy Month, we’re pwaying dwess-up. I’m Hawwiet Tubman. After escaping fwom captivity, I wescued over 70 swaves duwing the U.S. Civil War using a secwet network called the Undergwound Wailwoad.

Panel 2

Sergeant: I’m Jackie Robinson. In 1947, I became the first African American Major League baseball player, ending eighty years of baseball segragation. And Sister is…

Panel 3

Sister: RAAWR!

Panel 4

Toullie: I don’t think she gets it.

Sister RAAWR!

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